Jokes

Three managers

from different sport teams

they die and went to hell.

One from Boston, New York and Chicago. 

They all want it - to call their team‘s, to fine out the results.

 The one from Boston went first, talked For five minutes paid fifty dollars. 

Chicago went next, talk for fifteen minutes paid forty dollars. 

New York went last, talked in the phone for hours and paid two dollars.

 The other managers asked him? 

I was on the phone for five minutes I paid fifty dollars, 

You were on the phone for hours and paid two dollars! 

The New Yorker said, 

“it was a local call.”

Three prisoners

Was sentence to 30yrs in jail;

The warden went up to the 1^st one, and asked. 

what would he like to have in his cell, for the next 30yrs? 

I like to read, fill my cell up with books.

 2^nd one, I like a woman, to keep me company.

3^rd one, I like to smoke, fill my cell up with cigarettes.

After 30yrs went by, they open up the cells' doors. 

 The 1^st one came out, with so much knowledge.

 The 2^nd one came out, with a big grin on his face.

The 3^rd one came out, with a cigarette in his mouth. 

And asked, anybody - got a light!